Mess of Bags

I hate plastic bags! They are such a pain in the @$$. I use to not mind them when I worked at a grocery store during my younger days. They were more convenient to carry and work with, but now they are nothing but a nuisance. I see them everywhere, on the road, in grass, and even in trees.

I noticed that they are a bane for the earth as well. Taking thousands of years to degrade, making their own continent in the ocean, and even being digested by animals only to come out unharmed after sickening and killing them! I think this needs to be in a movie.

The next terminator should be a plastic bag. The T-1000 has nothing on plastic bags. They would swarm their target from land, air and sea and kill it a variety of ways. They could suffocate, poison, and even crush their victims by burying them in an avalanche of plastic precision. Beware of plastic bags… beware.