Everyone has seen custom license plates before. Some make sense. Others don’t. As I was driving home one day, I saw this one custom license plate that said “6 Kids”. It made me think for a moment. Why would anyone get a license plate which says that? Why would you want the world to know you have six children?
Well let’s hope for a new year of lots of new stupidity! Just to give an update for those of you anxiously anticipating more content, we have over 30 drafts in the works. This is awesome since we are jotting down first hand accounts and will be able to report extensively on it. We are hoping to release our holiday articles first and have corresponding ones in the future.
Also in the works are articles imported from the old site that still make sense. A lot of those articles were written so stupidly… alas by me.
It stupefies my tiny human brain when I contemplate the formidable power of a few wrinkled pieces of funny-smelling, dry green paper. It may sound naively obtuse to all of the worldly, complacent materialists out there, but ever since I was a little kid I thought it was funny that pieces of paper should hold so much sway over a person’s very existence. I found it very curious, and I still do.
Ah Black Friday. The day after Thanksgiving where many stores offer great deals on select items in an attempt to get people to shop at them for Christmas. It is a headache for the shoppers and store employees alike. Even before you get to the store it becomes a headache just from driving in the traffic. The parking lots are packed as you try to find one single open spot remotely close to the store you want to get into.
Mmmmm cake. So if you were given a piece of cake what would you do with it? Look at it? Sit on it? Throw it? Well no matter what YOU would do with it most people would eat it. This is called having a piece of cake and putting it in your mouth and swallowing it.
Y2K was an important year for many reasons. First was the belief that many computers were going to stop working since they worked on the notion that last two digits stood for the current year in 19xx. Since there would now be 2 zeros in the last spot, a lot of computer were going to ready 1900 instead of 2000. This was causing a lot of panic about vast areas shutting down due to this error.
Every morning, you are torn from your deep sleep, pulled out of your bed, and put into a moving box. This moving box takes you to a large box with other people. Now, in this box, some people are in charge, regardless of how smart they are. For some reason, age determines superiority. Well anyway, in this large box, you get to have a box of your own… except, you really don’t get to keep anything good in your box. Only the stuff that they give you is allowed in there. And forget about privacy, the older people can get in your box and look at your stuff at any time.
It rules everything you do. Plain and simple, money is NOT the root of all evil, it just provides fuel for what version evil you want to play with.
Answer me this: Would you work if you didn’t get paid? No, of course not. Greed is good. It makes us want to work harder, to get that car, that house, that lovely retirement fund. Yes folks, money is what makes you get up in the morning, and go to work. We would all lead boring plain lives without the want for money.